Wisecracks Cafe Menu

If you're looking for a cozy spot with great food and a welcoming vibe, Wisecracks Cafe Menu offers exactly that. Located in the heart of Corvallis, Oregon, this cafe brings together a unique blend of comfort and creativity with each dish. From freshly brewed coffee to mouthwatering sandwiches, every item on the menu has been crafted to satisfy your cravings, whether you're in the mood for something light or hearty. With a relaxed atmosphere, it’s the perfect place to catch up with friends or enjoy a quiet moment alone. The menu features a variety of options, all carefully selected to cater to different tastes and dietary preferences, ensuring there’s something for everyone to enjoy. Whether you're stopping by for a quick snack or a leisurely meal, you're sure to find something that hits the spot at Wisecracks Cafe.

Back To The Basics

One Egg
$
Two Eggs
$
Ham sausage and two eggs
$
bacon sausage and two eggs
$
Ham sausage and one egg
$
bacon or sausage and one egg
$

From The Griddle

Buttermilk Pancakes
$
Belgian Waffle
$
Multi-Grain Pancakes
$
Biscuits & Gravy
$
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
$
Texas-Style French Toast
$
Fresh Blueberry Pancakes
$
Spuds & Gravy
Served with white, wheat, rye, sourdough or English muffin and Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$

Omelettes

Spanish Omelette
Spicy chorizo sausage, green chilies, sauteed onions and peppers, and pepperjack cheese topped with ranchero sauce and sour cream.
$
El Juapo
The heart stopper! An eight-egg omelette stuffed with mushrooms, tomatos, green onion, bacon, sausage and ham, then smothered in mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$
Ham & Cheese Omelette
Hickory smoked ham and choice of
$
The Cisco Kid
Avocado, mushroom, bell pepper and onion with cheddar and pepperjack cheeses.
$
Garden Omelette
Broccoli, mushroom, onion, tomato, cheddar cheese and garlic.
$
Western Omelette
Bacon, tomato, avocado and cheddar cheese.
$
Greek Omelette
Mix of Kalamata olive, marinated artichoke hearts, capers, roasted red pepper and garlic with feta cheese and fresh spinach.
$
El Diablo
This fireball comes with sauteed jalapeno and onion and spicy chorizo sausage, then finished with pepperjack cheese.
$
Plain Jayne Omelette
Choice of
$
Mile-High Omelette
Sauteed bell pepper, onion, hickory ham and cheddar cheese.
$

Side Steppers

Ham
$
Bacon
$
Sausage
$
Garden Patties
$
Big Papa‛s “Cinn-ful” Cinnamon Roll
$
Loaded Hash Browns
$
Home Fries
$
Whole Fresh Fruit
(apple, banana)
$
Cottage Cheese w/ Tomatoes
$
Country Gravy
$
Hollandaise
$
Fresh Guacamole
$
Fresh Avocado
$
Hash browns
$
Sour Cream and Dressings
$
Vanilla Yogurt & Granola
$
Muffins and Bagels
$
Cottage Cheese
$
Grapefruit Half
$
Steamed Rice
$
Side of Toast
$
Cold Cereals
$
French Fries
$
berries
$
Fruit Bowl
$
Fruit Cup
$
Two Eggs
$
One Egg
$
Oatmeal
$
Salsa
$

Skillets

NW Veg Skillet
Broccoli, cauliflower, mushroom, onion and tomato sauteed and tossed with garlic and seasoned potatoes, then topped with Tillamook cheddar.
$
Cajun Skillet
Chorizo sausage, hickory ham, roasted red pepper, green onion, and garlic sauteed with cajun-seasoned potatoes and topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses.
$
Yee-Hah
(South of the Border) Skillet Spicy Spanish chorizo, sauteed pepper and onion, black olive, cheddar and pepperjack cheeses all served with fresh guacamole and sour cream then tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$
“Everything but the Kitchen Sink” Skillet
Bacon, chorizo, ham, onion, tomato, mushroom and black olive topped with mozzarella, cheddar and Provolone cheeses tossed with seasoned potatoes.
$
Athens Skillet
A mixture of roasted red pepper, artichoke heart, garlic, kalamata olive, capers, and fresh spinach tossed with seasoned potatoes and topped with feta cheese.
$
Cheese Steak Skillet
Tender chunks of beef sauteed with onions and peppers, then tossed with our seasoned potatoes and topped with our 3-cheese blend.
$

Specialties & Classics

Huevos Rancheros
Served with choice of vegetarian black beans available.
$
Slamwich
Grilled Texas-style French toast smothered in cheddar, Swiss, scrambled eggs, and choice of then sprinkled with powdered sugar
$
Country Road
Come on home with traditional country fried steak smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and cheese & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
Big Bad Wet Breakfast Burrito
A grande flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, bacon, chorizo and a 3-cheese blend, topped with ranchero sauce, sour cream and guacamole.
$
Miss. Swiss
Asparagas, mushrooms and garlic sauteed in butter and scrambled with 3 eggs, then topped with Swiss. and toast w/ Grandma’s homemade jam.
$
3rd Street Scramble
Scrambled eggs cooked with roasted garlic, fresh spinach, mushroom, feta and pine-nuts. & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
Pigs in a Blanket
Three sausage links wrapped in fluffy buttermilk pancakes and sprinkled with powdered sugar. Served with 2 eggs any style and choice of
$
Loco-Moco
This Hawaiian-style breakfast includes two scoops of steamed rice and a grilled 1/2 lb hamburger patty smothered in sausage gravy. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
“The Motherload”
Biscuits & gravy with two sausage links, two bacon strips and two eggs. & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
Corned Beef Hash & Eggs
A hearty delicious version of this classic breakfast, served with two eggs any style and choice of & toast w/ Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
Cowboy “Benny”
Fresh buttermilk biscuits topped with mini hamburger patties scrambled eggs, and hollandaise.
$
Eggs “Benny”
This classic rendition includes hickory ham, traditional hollandaise, and your choice of Eggs Florentine may be substituted.
$
German Hashbrowns & Eggs
Grilled onions and white cheddar top a healthy portion of hashbrowns. Served with two eggs any style and toast w/Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
Hobo Hash Home
fries scrambled with three eggs, ham, bacon, green onion, garlic, tomato and cheddar cheese. Served with toast and Grandma‛s homemade jam.
$
The Double Dipper
Two eggs any style served with two strips of bacon, two sausage links, and two pancakes.
$
Beaver combi-Nation
Two eggs any style served with bacon,
$

Wet Your Whistle

Italian Soda
1/2 club Soda & 1/2
$
Root Beer Float
Root Beer with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$
Beaver Believer
Orange juice and Club Soda with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$
Soda Pop
$
Juice
$
Purple Cow
Grape juice with two scoops of vanilla ice-cream.
$
Milk
$
Cracked Cold Brew
$
Strawberry Lemonade
With fresh strawberries.
$
Organic Coffee
$
Hot Tea
$
The Broken Mocha
1/2 cocoa & 1/2 coffee topped with whipped cream.
$
Organic Chai Tea
cold with whipped cream & nutmeg.
$
Juice Spritzer
1/2 Club Soda & 1/2 Juice of choice.
$
Jessi‛s Hot Spiced Cider
$
Iced Tea
$
Hot Cocoa
With whipped cream & marshmallows.
$
Shirly Temple
with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.
$
Roy Rodgers
with a splash of Grenadine and a Marachino Cherry.
$
Ready to order? Kerbside pickup, delivery and dine-in are all available. 📞 +1 541-230-8202